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!!HURRY!!!
PLEASE
TURN
YOUR
MOBILE
PHONE
UPSIDE
DOWN
NOW
!!HURRY!!!
370HSSV 0773H
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!!HURRY!!!
PLEASE
TURN
YOUR
MOBILE
PHONE
UPSIDE
DOWN
NOW
!!HURRY!!!
370HSSV 0773H
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* the 3 wonders of a woman
1*give milk without eating grass
2*get wet without water
3*bleed for a week without going 2 die.
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This cat ,
is cat ,
a cat ,
good cat ,
way cat ,
to cat ,
keep cat ,
an cat
, idiot cat ,
bussy cat ,
for cat ,
20 cat ,
seconds cat .
Now read it all without the word cat
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What is the saddest thing in the world? Going into an orphanage singing : Mama I love you
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This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use
your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
__________________________________
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
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Roses are red
violets are blue
something like you
belongs in the zoo!
____________________________________
We will now upgrade your brain. Please wait......
Searching.....
Searching.........
Still searching..................
.............Sorry, no brain found.
________________________________________
On this moment 26 million people are sleeping,
28 million people are eating,
13 million are readin
+ 1 gay is reading a sms-message!
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Durex regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. PLEASE report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We do apologise for any inconvenience
____________________________________
I can’t wait to brush my teeth,
I love the way it rubs against the
soft pink flesh and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down.
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(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Gay arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
______________________________________
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass but you my friend can kiss my ass!!
_________________________________________
Hello to the owner
of the cell-phone with no.077........
Your sim-card has been cracked open by Hacker's,
and will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW!
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LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY
LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL HY.
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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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i m sending this fool msg
.
.
.
.
.
.
2 All Fools
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.
.
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.
.
who celeBrate
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.
”APRIL FOOL”
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31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
_______________________________________________
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
_____________________________________________
Plz open this
after 1 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 20.....
April Fool in Advance
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U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
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Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 20.....
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SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
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Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
.
.
.
.
.
Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.
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A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 day
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
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.
.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,20..... KYA SOCH RAHE thay
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Yar I m Going To Dubai
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days
Surprised?
After 28 Days Is 1st April,
U Ar 1st Fool Of 20.....
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I Don't Think So ...
You Are A Fool
But
What's My Opinion Compared To
That Of Thousands Of Others ... =P ;->
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Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam...
Murree ki sardi ki kasam...
Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam...
Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam...
"U r Very FooL . . . . ;->
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F$##
FO$#
FOO$
FOOL
FoOl
fOoL
foOL
FOOl
fOoL
FoOl
FOol
foOL
FOOL
Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..
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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy :-)
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mY FRIEND
A day wil cum wen da whole world wil celebrate ur personality,
ur thoughts,
ur ideas & ur talent
beLieve mE
&
The day wil b
1st APRIL:D
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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL?s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL?s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 20.....!!!
______________________________________
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st?.;->
___________________________________________
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools?;->
___________________________________________
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
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Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
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ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH?
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT?.
..
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
___________________________________________
This cat ,
is cat ,
a cat ,
good cat ,
way cat ,
to cat ,
keep cat ,
an cat
, idiot cat ,
bussy cat ,
for cat ,
20 cat ,
seconds cat .
Now read it all without the word cat
______________________________________
What is the saddest thing in the world? Going into an orphanage singing : Mama I love you
_____________________________________
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use
your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
__________________________________
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
_________________________________
Roses are red
violets are blue
something like you
belongs in the zoo!
____________________________________
We will now upgrade your brain. Please wait......
Searching.....
Searching.........
Still searching..................
.............Sorry, no brain found.
________________________________________
On this moment 26 million people are sleeping,
28 million people are eating,
13 million are readin
+ 1 gay is reading a sms-message!
____________________________________
Durex regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. PLEASE report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We do apologise for any inconvenience
____________________________________
I can’t wait to brush my teeth,
I love the way it rubs against the
soft pink flesh and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down.
______________________________________
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Gay arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
______________________________________
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
________________________________________
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass but you my friend can kiss my ass!!
_________________________________________
Hello to the owner
of the cell-phone with no.077........
Your sim-card has been cracked open by Hacker's,
and will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW!
________________________________________
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY
LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL HY.
_________________________________________________
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
___________________________________________________________
i m sending this fool msg
.
.
.
.
.
.
2 All Fools
.
.
.
.
.
.
who celeBrate
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
”APRIL FOOL”
__________________________________________________
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
_______________________________________________
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
_____________________________________________
Plz open this
after 1 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 20.....
April Fool in Advance
________________________________________________
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
_______________________________________________
Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 20.....
______________________________________________
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
__________________________________________________
Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
.
.
.
.
.
Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.
___________________________________________
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 day
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st
_______________________________________________
WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
.
.
.
.
.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,20..... KYA SOCH RAHE thay
_________________________________________________
Yar I m Going To Dubai
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days
Surprised?
After 28 Days Is 1st April,
U Ar 1st Fool Of 20.....
___________________________________________
I Don't Think So ...
You Are A Fool
But
What's My Opinion Compared To
That Of Thousands Of Others ... =P ;->
______________________________________
Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam...
Murree ki sardi ki kasam...
Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam...
Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam...
"U r Very FooL . . . . ;->
________________________________________
####
F$##
FO$#
FOO$
FOOL
FoOl
fOoL
foOL
FOOl
fOoL
FoOl
FOol
foOL
FOOL
Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..
______________________________________
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BEWAQOOF kahin kA
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy :-)
________________________________________
mY FRIEND
A day wil cum wen da whole world wil celebrate ur personality,
ur thoughts,
ur ideas & ur talent
beLieve mE
&
The day wil b
1st APRIL:D
_______________________________________
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL?s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL?s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 20.....!!!
______________________________________
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st?.;->
___________________________________________
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools?;->
___________________________________________
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
________________________________________
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
________________________________________
ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH?
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT?.
..
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
___________________________________________
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