14 November 2010

Bakrid SMS






When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy Bakrid mubarak 2 U.
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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples
around the globe. Bakrid Mubarik
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Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid
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Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Bakrid Mubarak Qubool Ho
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Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Bakrid , Bakrid ho jaye
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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab Bakrid MUBARAK.
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Do you know the Meaning of BAKRID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring BAKRID for you....
Wish You...BAKRID MUBARAK.
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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy BAKRID day
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Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko BAKRID MUBARAK
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May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
Bakrid MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
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Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka
dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon
main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Bakrid Day
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May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart
with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a
very Happy Bakrid Mubarik


Valentine Day SMS


to my darling
You kissed my lips and I felt a flutter in my heart,
You touched my hand and lit a spark in my body,
You stared into my eyes and saw straight into my soul,
You put your arms around me and I was finally complete.
Happy Valentine Day!

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I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find.
But the day I met you, I began to see,
that love is real, and exists in me.
Happy Valentine Day!
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I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!

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I love your dark eyes,
And your curly hair,
I love your smile,
And the way that you care.

I love your deep kisses,
I love your soft touch,
I love you, I love you,
I love you so much.
Happy Valentine Day!

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You are more than love to me...
You are everything.
Happy Valentine Day!
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Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.
Happy Valentine Day!

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to my darling
I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.
Happy Valentine Day!
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Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
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You are my heart, my soul, my treasure,
My today, my tomorrow, my forever,
My everything!
Happy Valentine Day!
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Your eyes, your smile.
Your touch, your kiss.
Your promise, your words.
Our everlasting bliss.
Happy Valentine Day!
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye Valentine Day ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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Its d Month of
Kisses, Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n Luv Songs

It’s feb..

Wishing u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!

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No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day
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48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

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O my dear Valentine
What's life ?
Life is love.
What's love ?
Love is kissing.
What's kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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...........TO MY...................
.........VALENTINE...............
....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLETELY.....
......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP.........
........AS THE OCEAN.............
....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........
.............AND.................
,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,,
.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,..

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THERE'S SO SOMETHING
ABOUT
VALENTINE'S DAY
THAT REALLY
TURNS ME ON ..............
YOU......YOU....YOU.....
I LOVE YOU ON VALENTINES DAY
WITH ALL MY HEART...........

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Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!

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DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do...forever.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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"Near ones r not dear" "Dear ones r not near" It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones.
HAPPY Valentine's Day.

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"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day
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What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another's word?
Anything that's purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

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Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We've always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine's Day!

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Wherever I may go;
On Valentine's Day I'd like to say
I care more than you know.
Valentine's Day
Is a wonderful way
To make "I love you"
Easy to say.

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U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
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Hi baby u know when i say 'i miss u' it's always old one for me, but when u say 'i love u...' really darling it's always new for me MY VALENTINE.

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When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's something. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love that's good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

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I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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Pleasure to a single heart
To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

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U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

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What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentine’s Day

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My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,

We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key …

So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is

Happy Valentine’s Day

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Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind …

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Love Is A Driver …

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power …

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Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

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BE MINE VALENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISH
WITH HUGS AND KISSES ,TOO ;
CAUSE THERE'S A PLACE
HERE IN MY HEART THAT'S
MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore

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I love you more today than I did yesterday,
But not as much as I will tomorrow.
Happy Valentine's Day!

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We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more....think about it !
Happy Valentine's Day!

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---;-<@
---;-<@
---;-<@
Roses exclusively from a nice person...
"U"
From a simple person...
"ME"
Keep roses until they dry...
Keep my relation until I die...
Happy Valentine's Day !

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IF A PERFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU" HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

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I won't to kiss ur lips
I won't to play with ur teeth
I want to taste ur tongue
Hey ! don't get angry fren
I m toothpaste.........
Happy valentine dear

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ROSE IS RED, EYES IS BLUE, YOU LOVE ME AND, I LOVE YOU. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
violet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which color u think suits me?
Reply soon
my valentine..

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Wondering what my Valentine lover
Will give me on Valentine's day
Will it be a trip abroad?
Will it be money for me to hoard?
Will it be a diamond ring?
Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing?
Will it be a brand new car?
Will he reach up for the bewitching stars?
No my Valentine lover
Had cupid's dart
He aimed the dart
Towards my heart
My Valentine lover gave me his heart
In return I gave him mine
To keep with him
Till the end of time
Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!

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My valentine,
Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat.
My valentine,
Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet.
My valentine,
Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine,
Why would I take you out some place when all I need is to see your face. My valentine,
Why would I celebrate this on one special day,
When I can do it always.

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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

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To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

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"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

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Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!

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B-e with us in the circle of our love,
E-ven if by chance you are alone.

O-ur greetings we have hope your heart will move,
U-niting our good wishes with your own.
R-emember there are those who think of you,

V-ested in the will to be a friend.
A-s distant hills give depth to what we view,
L-et these words some grace to your day lend.
E-ach life is lived behind a sheltering veil,
N-ot lifted but for love. Yet when we will,
T-here is a wind that shifts the rampart frail,
I-nvading with sweet scent the spirit still.
N-ow may we all enjoy this fragrance fine,
E-ach each other's secret Valentine.



May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!

My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!



You're Still a Valentine
Once upon a time
in ages past
you had a heart
you thought would last,
But then it faded
and now you're free
and I hope
it's you and me.
A valentine
from years gone by
reminders from
a bygone time,
But on this day
I bid to you
sweet valentine
from me to you.
On this day made just for lovers
something weighs heavily on my mind
yet still I have to question~
Will you be my valentine?
There will be no roses delivered
no chocolates that taste divine
yet none of that matters to me~
Will you be my valentine?
There will be no jewelry received from you
to me~ that suits me just fine
all I want from you is your heart
Will you be my valentine?
On this day made just for lovers
you'll give me your heart, I'll give you mine
yet still I have to question
Will you be my valentine?



On Valentine's Day,
I'm thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things...
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You're a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.



May you find that special someone
On this Valentine's Day
For I send my heart and love to you
From very far away
Let light shine upon you
On your beautiful face
And let a smile show
That no one can erase
You are my Special Valentine
And to the world it will be known
Regardless of your outcome
Today you will not be alone
Smile little or smile big
Just as long as you are mine
So don't show me a frown
Because I am your Valentine
Happy Valentine's Day



Funny Valentine!
Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box, the softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of
A kiss?
The security of a hug, the snug warm
Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine's Day everyday
But with you. just know your
My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!



Tomorrow is Valentine Day
There is only one thing I wish to say
There is only one day left for Valentine day
Let all the lovers of the world unite
Let there be peace and love in everyone's sight
Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream
Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams
Let everyone get a lovers valentine card
Even sending one yourself is not very hard
This day of love when you cannot say no
Telling your sweetheart that you love them so
Say it with flowers and say it with all your love
Say it with chocolates or with two white doves
Just show all your love on Valentine Day
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.



I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

If you were my valentine
I'd search the endless skies
to find the perfect starlight
that would compliment your eyes
and keep it in a wishing well
created just for you
and filled with my desires
to make all your dreams come true

if you were my valentine
I'd find the softest rose
to gently brush against
those sweetest lips, the angels chose
my heart is like a flower
craving for your morning kiss
mere words cannot pay homage
to a passion such as this

if you were my valentine
I'd treasure every day
the arms that open to me
and the tender words you say
I can't imagine dreaming
of another soul so sweet
for, if your were my valentine
my life would be complete...



I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God's Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams, My desires, My evening, My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,
My disillusion, My contentment, My joy nd My tears.
But most important of all, I thank God when i pray bcoz
u make every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.



!!..LOVE..!!
L:- Love With All The Herat
o:- Overcome Problems To Gather
v:- Value Everything You Share
e:- Encourage Each Other



Be my Valentine, for I
Each day have thought of you.

My whole life couldn't manage what
Your ready smile can do,
Vanquishing my loneliness
As though all light were new.
Let me be your Valentine
Even as you're mine,
Needing what I have to give

That each might each define
In friendship and in harmony,
Now you, now I the melody,
Each helping each to shine



Be my Valentine, my love,
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through.
For love has no parameters
And does not end with time,
But is the gift of paradise,
A pinch of the sublime.

So let us take this holiday
To resubmit our love
To those within that know no sin
And with the angels move



Be my Valentine: What does that mean?
Each of us must walk through life alone,
More deeply desolate than we have known,
Yearning for a truth we've never seen.
Valentines are from beyond that dream,
Are like a sunrise on a world of stone.
Little on this journey can we own
Except as miracles might intervene.
No way but through loving might we give
The freedom of our being to another.
In such a sacrifice we hope to live
No longer bound by dreams of flesh and bone,
Even as we bind our lives together

T-o my Valentine, with all my love,
O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise,

M-ay my love for you sufficient prove,
Y-earning to redeem your caustic days.

V-ortices within may drag you down.
A-nchor, then, in my serenity.
L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown,
E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee.
N-or should you deem your own love not enough
T-o be the chapel to which I retreat
I-n search of a pavilion for my pain.
N-o love is love unless it be a seat
E-nchanted, where a stone might weep again

To ask you to be my Valentine
I'd have to talk to you,
Something that in all this time
I've managed not to do.

I'd have to get past "Hi!" somehow
To show you that I care,
But the right time is never now,
Especially when you're there.

It's as if a wall of fear,
Transparent yet profound,
Came hurtling up as you come near,
Cutting off all sound.

I fear I won't know what to say
And strike you as a fool,
Or you'll be glad to get away,
Polite not to be cruel.
Easier to dream than act,
To hope than to find out,
So fearful of the force of fact
I wait in fear-filled doubt.

But now the day of love has come,
And I must cross its line,
And so I ask you through this poem
To be my Valentine.



Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
You are like a ocean,
And I am like your shores.

You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come and smooth my hand.

I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me.
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.

Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
I love you with a love that yearns
To be your golden shores.



Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.

There is in you a loveliness
That makes my darkness shine,
And so I'll wait, if wait I must,
To be your Valentine



Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I'm
Sending you this Valentine;
It's meant to let you know
I'm happy you're my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine's Day
To my favorite teacher!
Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
These words, oh so sweet
I cannot define
Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
Could these words be so true
That I really do love you?
Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
These words are so sweet
They taste better than any treat
Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
I love you so much from the bottom
Of my heart
That no one or nothing
Can ever tear us apart
Be my valentine,
say that you are mine,
and will be for all time,
let our hearts entwine
be my valentine,
all of your allures,
told me I'm your's,
as long as life endures,
be my valentine,
tell me that you care,
I always will be there,
with everything to share,
be my valentine,
your personality,
is perfect just for me,
I love you, don't you see,
be valentine,
share with me, your heart,
give our love a start,
we will never part,
be my valentine,
I pray to god above,
to send me your love,
cupid, give her a shove,
be my valentine,
when you dream at night,
with your eyes shut tight,
let me be your light,
be my valentine,
when you sing a song,
tell me I belong,
in your heart so strong,
be my valentine,
when I think of you,
I hope you're thinking too,
about my love so true,
be my valentine,
in the east or west,
you know I love you best,
so give up the all rest,
and be my valentine,
no matter what the season,
it's you I should be pleasing,
I love you is the reason,
be my valentine.



You are my valentine,
Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
I would go that extra mile.
For you are my valentine,
I will always love you with all my heart.
Because you just shine,
Except for when we have to part.
My valentine,
I think you will like your gift.
Because you are Davine,
And asked for it.
For you are my valentine,
And you will always be.
I take that as a sign,
Because I have given you a key.
My valentine,
That key is to my heart.
And I wouldn't have given it to you,
If you weren't my valentine.

OOH, IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE
CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST VALENTINE
I CAN CALL YOU MINE
OUR FIRST VALENTINE
IS MEANT FOR YOU AND I
THE VALENTINE THAT IS SPECIAL
TO THE TWO PEOPLE THAT LOVE EACH OTHER MORE AND MORE EACH DAY
FOREVER MORE TO LIVE TO LOVE EACH OTHER FOR LIFE
IT IS THE VALENTINE WE CAN CALL OUR OWN
I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
OUR VERY FIRST VALENTINE SOON TO COME TRUE
FEBRUARY 14, 2007, IS THE DAY I ASK YOU
I ASK YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE
TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU
YOU ARE MY WORLD AND EVERYTHING THAT I DO
I DO FOR YOU
CAUSE THE LOVE I HOLD FOR YOU IS TRUE
AND TO YOU IT ALWAYS WILL BE
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY AND WILL YOU BE MINE
Valentine day is not too far away
Everyone is waiting for their cards presents and chocolates galore
Lovers waiting for their valentine cards to come through the door
Chocolates perfumes and colorful flowers
Lovers waiting and pining for many precious hours
Valentine romantic candle light dinners
To get to your lovers heart they are the winners
A table for two just me and you
A quick drink and kisses that's all to come
Valentine day is here and tomorrow it's gone!!!
This special day is so welcoming and dear
This special day comes only once a year
Many get married on Valentine day
Many elope and hide away
Whatever you do on Valentine day
Please don't get emotionally carried away
For lovers their will only be him and only be you
Look into each others eyes and say I love you
Happy Valentine Day to everyone



Could you say where the sea ends from the shore...? " MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U." [Will u be my Valentine?]



What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.



uR minE LOVE, & uR minE VALENTINE...i dO LOVE U & itS truE...i nevR knW mY lifE wthouT U...i wanA livE BUT itS onlY wtH U honeY...plyX bE mY VALENTINE...i ll holD U 4evR...!MHS



Love is not how long u've been together,
Not how much u've given or receive,
Not how many times u've helped each other,
It's how u value each other !
Happy Valentine's Day !



Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles...
For smiles can be given to any one...
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentine's Day !



Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I'll ever win your love,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?
so. Happy Valentine's Day !!!



I searched through books & leafed through cards,
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U!
Happy Valentine's Day!



If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still here you
If there were no tears
No it to feel inside
I would still feel for you
And even if the sun refuse to shine
Even if all ends ran out Love
I would still have you here
Until the end of time
All I need is you my VALENTINE.



i ve searched my heart for dawords 2 say just how much u mean 2 mi.u r al of God's Blessings rolled into one. my dreams, my desires, my evening, my sun, my evening walking moment, my hpes en my fears,mydisillusion, my contentment, my joy nd my tears. But most important of all,i tank God when i pray bcoz u mke every moment my VALENTINE DAY



SantaBanta


Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!” __________________________________________
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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Banta: U get marry with Santa after my death,
Preeto: But why? He is ur no. 1 enemy,
Banta: This is only way to take revenge with Santa.



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Banta: How r u getting along as a businessman?
Santa: Oh, I am so busy that I have 2 keep my secretary close 2 my bed in case I get an idea at night.



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Santa: I hav`nt slept all nyt in d train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got uper brth.
Banta: Y did`nt u xchange?
Santa: Dere was nobody 2 xchange in d lower brth.



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Santa: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?
Banta: No Problem. Just imagine she came back.



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Santa and Banta met after a long time and enquired about their married life.
Banta: My wife is an angel.
Santa: Good! Mine is still with me.

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Santa committing suicide, Banta asked the reason.
Santa: My wife ran with my friend and I can`t live without my friend.

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Banta: Why did you sleep with a scale?
Santa: Because I wanted to measure how long I have slept.

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Santa: I was born in Punjab.
Banta: Which part?
Santa: All of me.

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Santa: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

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Banta: Do u know why women starts with `W`?
Santa: Bcoz all questions start with `W`.

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Banta: What is the thinnest book in the world?
Santa: What Men Know About Women.

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Banta: Why were males created before females?
Santa: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved same girl.
Er. Banta started giving an apple 2 d girl everyday.
Dr. Santa: Why?
Er. Banta: An apple a day keeps d doctor away!

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Santa: When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.
Banta: Did you?
Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.

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Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!

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Judge: Why r u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before opening the shop.
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Banta: My wife thinks I am perfect.
Santa: Yes I heard her say so.
Banta: When?
Santa: The time she called you an idiot.
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Banta: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Santa: Yes. You are a taxi.

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Santa: Did u hear that a baby was fed on elephant`s milk & gained 20 pounds in a week.
Banta: That`s impossible. Whose baby?
Santa: An elephant`s.

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Banta: Aren`t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Santa: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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At a traffic court, the judge asked Santa.
Tell me, why did you park your car here?
Santa: Well, there was a sign that said `fine for parking.`

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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Banta: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Santa: Don`t worry, I have one more.

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Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a diamond ring 4 her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in d world was I going 2 find a fake car?

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Customer: Do you serve crabs also?
Waiter: We serve anyone who comes, sit down and places the order.

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Banta: Don`t you find writing a thankless job?
Santa: On the contrary, everything I write is retuned with thanks.

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Banta: Name a product in which the supply always exceeds the demand.
Santa: Trouble.

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Santa laughing behind Banta at ATM centre.
Santa: I have seen ur password.
Banta: What is it?
Santa: Its 4 stars [****].
Banta: U r wrong its `3387`.

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While walking in d highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yes!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there`s nothin down here.

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Santa: Why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, d winner will get d cup.
Santa: If only the winner will get d cup, why are others running?

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Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
Finally the ticket seller asks him why?
Santa: Some guy standing at the door is tearing my ticket!

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Santa saw a beautiful girl, he went and kissed her.
Girl: Stupid what r u doing?
Santa: B.Com final year.
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Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I`ve never been able to see the numbers.
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Santa wins 20 cr from Rs.20.00/- lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa: Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs.20.00/- back!

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Banta: Why were Adam and Eve so happy?
Santa: Bcoz neither of them had in-laws.

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Santa sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Higher studies.

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Santa got a job in AIrtel.
Customer: My Airtel sim locked. Wat 2 do?
Santa: Don`t take tension remove Airtel sim & put BSNL. Thank u 4 calling AIrtel.

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Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat.

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Santa is buying a TV.
Santa: Do you have color TVs?
Salesman: Sure.
Santa: Give me a green one, please.

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 Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it`s sad that law allows only 1 wife.

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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta: Why are u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can`t u read `Parking for two wheelers only`.
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Banta: Why do you take your wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets.
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u and ur parents.


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At d scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I`ve lost my hand.
Santa: Cntrol urself don`t cry. See dat man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet.
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else?

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Museum Administrator: That`s a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Santa: I wil not be able 2 attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Santa: My mother wil not allow me 2 go so far.


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 Jeeto: Wat is 10 years with me?
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: Wat is $1000 for me?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second

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Teacher: Who is ur favorite writer?
Student: Ur daughter.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Everyday she gives me a nice love letter.

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Santa is going late to class.
He entered the class without permission, and said to Teacher: Hey Sweety! Carry on. Don`t Stop for me.


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Santa: A sincere Traffic Police was suspended from his job.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he charged the Ambulance for over speed.

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Santa: I have made my own life.
Jeeto: Oh no! I was a fool then to blame God.

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Banta: Is your car in good condition?
Santa: Sure, everything makes noise except the horn.

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Banta: If your wife sent you out to look for a job, what would you do?
Santa: I would look for a new wife.